BIG NEWS

SCHOOL IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) I am so happy!!!!!!! Now I don't have to use my blog for school, and I can write whatever I want (within reason) on it. Sure this means I will have less amazing pictures and videos on my blog, but I will also be posting more frequently as well. I will also talk about Pocket God. Pocket God, for you people out there that are unfortunate enough to not have an ipod or iPhone and/or do not really care about Pocket God, (which is highly unlikely) is the BEST APP EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It only costs $0.99. This is a great offer if you have seen any of those rip-offs that cost sixteen dollars for some lame brain-sucker. Pocket God is this game were you are the god of your very own island with your very own islanders. (Pygmies. Not Oogs for those of you that are not in the know) You can do several things with them. A list follows. Throw them into a volcano making it erupt, feed them to sharks, throw them in the air, flick them into the distant sea, drop meteors on them, drop coconuts on them, make them fish, hit them with the fish they catch, make them eat the fish, make them eat a coconut, make the sun go up and down, move the clouds, drop a shark on them, make them go to the bathroom in an outhouse, make them explode from having to pee, flip your ipod or iPhone to make them fly into the sky, tilt your ipod or iPhone to make them fall into the ocean, shake your ipod to make an earthquake, call a storm to the island, make them get struck by lightning, make them get eaten by red ants, make them combust with fire under a giant magnifying glass, make more islanders fall from the sky (maximum six islanders at a time), turn one of them into a vampire, make the vampire explode by bringing the sun up, change between two different islands, make a hurricane that will suck up all of the islanders and make them fly around, make them dance, drop a dinosaur egg on them, crack open the egg to call in the dinosaur's mother (a t-Rex), make them get eaten by the t-Rex, send the t-Rex away and save the islanders, cause a solar eclipse, and finally, make all of the islanders explode by tapping the jewel on your island's statue's head twice. The statue's jewel will glow, it will move, and it will say, "You know you like Pocket God."(this is the secret Easter egg released when 'Return of the Pygmy' was released.) There is always a new update just waiting to come out every month or so. Right now the next update is going to be "Surf's Up!". In this update, you will be able to make a tsunami. I almost forgot; you can name all of your islanders, name their tribe, change the type of god you are, and change your godly name. The creators of Pocket God have their own blog at www.pocketgod.blogspot.com where you can get the latest news on fan fun and new updates. And just so you sceptical Sallys out there know, this game is not racist towards any culture in the history of forever, so don't worry!!!!! ;)So get on down to the app store on your ipod and download Pocket God today!!!!! :)